141: The Longest Day / Quay Crew Bastards Strike Again...


Me and Kim met up with bare people at Odyssey, including John, who is well and truly off of lent.

Beaver had gold, D-Wayne had pearls.


Some serious pub 'sports' went down.

When Bas came everyone went crazy, like when Owen Hart died in wrestling.

Perfect Robbie and his 'strawberry blonde' mate.


Basi had some rad ankle band.

'That fucking photo of me pissing is the best photo ever'


Some dodgy looking pharmacuticals and Arron.

Angus Deyton (aka Gary Neville, John Carpenter and Carl Barratt) in sensual red jeans.

Bar pump epic photo.

Amber

I found a glass of wine, so I drank that shit.


Then I smashed the glass all over this table. Like a badman, or Vince Neil.

This girl and me did Joe's hair like SJP.

The street that the youth club is on.

After much fuckery we eventually got everyone into The Charlotte for that gay electro night thing.

We had fun.

Dom came and we both were rocking the same hat.



Right:
This guy got me and apparently I was being 'abusive' when really he asked me 'what's your problem' about him not letting people in, I replied 'communism'. I don't think he got it.
He chucked me out, probably thought I was a hooligan.

I took this photo of him looking well angry, turned my back to walk out and he fucking attacked me, chucking me into wallas and shit trying to get my camera and delete it. What a psycho.

I ran away.


We ran to Firebug (me, Basi (who also got the boot) and Amy)

Habitual 'cock graph' in condensation 'cus the place is so hot.

Hands... me and Amy spoke, while Basi chatted up 40 year olds in front of their husbands.

Look at that grotesque pig woman. She's like a Mad Max extra that never got paid and wonders around being too 'individual'.

This twat got us all drinks while Basi chatted up his girlfriend, I think he was jealous of our youth.


Hey Miss Sherrat or Hannah.


Check out Johnny's mum as Mario.


So Lauren owns an awesomely decadent furniture store, we all went there to party.


Here's Kim all passed out.

Bitches gave everyone massages.

Littl girls where everywhere drinking vodka straight out of the bag.

£500 lamp shade shit

It was pathetic but cost loads? (rhetorical question)

Josh ran the shower to rinse there meter.

Loads of floors.


Eric took this.



Basi seconds before doing it.

The shop was gradually getting more fucked up.


Ah Bas... Perfect for the Tom Wenning 2 montage...?

Pissing in the sink 'cus someone tore the toilet off the wall.

Artilery...what?!

The fuckign busted lavvy.

She had a go at Basi for spraying the fire extinguisher...

So he did it again for a photo and to piss her off more.


Lauren got locked in this weird cell, we were going to keep her there. Evs.

By this time it's 7am and everything is fucked up. Check the bed, all broke from a mad pile-on.

The shop 'Abode' is across the street from 'Ice Mango'.

McDonalds at 7am.


We went back to the shop, slept for an hour then got the first bus back.


When I got back I did this blog.
SLEEP IS FOR GAYS.